Best pick up line:
- Boy: I have concert tickets.
(Source: ssiriuss, via thefingerfucker)
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I like that you put so much effort into looking pretty. It’s endearing that you devote such a great deal of time and thought to your appearance despite the certainty that I’m going to unpeel you and discard all your hard work. Or maybe it’s because of the certainty that my fingers—on your neck, around your ankles, between your thighs—will only relent long after your makeup starts to run. We both know you’re vain, but maybe you’re cleverer than you let on. Is that it? Do you only dress up like a pretty fucking princess so I’ll use you like a whore? You’ve got me doing half your work for you so you can admire your bruises in the mirror.
(Source: two-steps-beyond-the-sun, via cosmicmagnolias)
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They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.
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